Prelude to a post I have to go to the gym, but I want to give the behind-the-scenes lowdown to the previous post. Now my class is from 9:30 to 11 and I might have to stop at the grocery store on my way home. So check back this afternoon. I'll try to make it funny and worth your while. See, I know I'm not the best storyteller. Somehow the most important bits stay bobbing around in my head instead of making their way out of my mouth. Anyhoo. Stay tuned! ••••• It's later! (I went to the gym I swear.) So where was I? Oh yes... I talked to Chrissy on our way home Sunday. She asked how the trip was so I started by asking her a question. "Say you're going away for one night. What are the two most important things you would want to take with you?" She paused a beat. "Toothbrush. And... underwear." "YES! Guess what I forgot to bring?" "Oh, [Jaslco]. Not BOTH?!" Then we had a laugh at my expense. Later that night, I talked to Nabbalicious. I posed the same question to her. Only it didn't go quite as smoothly. "Um... where am I going?" "It doesn't matter. What two things would you not want to be without?" "Are toiletries already there?" "Yeah, you don't have to worry about those. And you'll have your purse." "OK. So that takes care of lip balm. Um. My camera." "Oh, Nabbalicious. No, no. Something you'd use on your person." "But you said toiletries were already there. Toothbrush and toothpaste?" "Yes! Toothbrush is one." "Jasclo, this is a really weird question." "Oh forget it. Toothbrush and underwear! It's not that weird! Chrissy got it right away." Camera and lip balm. I should have expected that from her. Who needs underwear and a toothbrush?