It sucks when...
I've decided to develop a couple of standing post titles. I present "It sucks when..." and "It rocks when..." Sadly, today (actually yesterday) is not the day that something rocks. Today something sucks. And here it is:
It sucks when...*
You go into the grocery store and it isn't raining, but when you come out it's pouring buckets. And further, you already have some stuff in the boot (let's face it, it's not really a trunk) of your Mini Cooper. So you try to stuff bags in using one hand because the other hand is holding the umbrella. And you just want to throw stuff on the ground and cry, but a. that will make it harder to get things into the car without everything getting soaked and b. the store is near your house, so it's not fair to assume that no one you know is there or that those people would never remember you. Because they would.
So, yes, you say to your husband, that is what happened to the Honey Nut Cheerio box. You couldn't get it into the boot using one hand and the box fell out of the bag onto the ground. Now the box is soggy. But life goes on. I think the Cheerios will survive.
There is an upside to this "It sucks when..." though. And that's when you've finally gotten everything shoved into the car and you're driving home. You can laugh at yourself a little before you realize that when you pull into the driveway, the process starts all over because you have to get everything into the house. It will not, however, be in one trip this time. It will be in three trips and you will hope that in the process of getting it into the house, the cat will not run outside becuase that would be the last straw. (To his credit he didn't. This time.)
When you finally get into the house, you will need just a minute to collect yourself before you can put everything away. And while you're having that minute, you hope the cat will not be chewing on the container of strawberries. (On the plastic. Perhaps to get at the berries.) Or pushing things off the counter with his head.
*Most "It sucks when..." postings will not be this long. Probably.
11/22/2005
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Rave
The rain! WOO and HOO.
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The new neighbors. WHY do we always get idiots as neighbors? Need to post about that. With photos.
I really need to...
Clean out the guest-room closet
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Sleeping
Ancient history
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⢠Sept. 2004
⢠Oct. 2004
⢠Aug. 2005
⢠Sept. 2005
⢠Sept. 2005 II
⢠Sept. 2005 III
⢠Sept. 2005 IV
⢠Oct. 2005
Literati
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Reading
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
A Year in the Merde
Last thing I read
Vanishing Acts by Jodi Picoult
Eventually...
Something nonfiction
Now for the important stuff
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Cast of characters
Listening
Nothing really
Watching
Project Runway, Design Star (Somebody stop me! No wait! Don't. I love it!)
Doing
Not a hell of a lot
Eating
Peaches and cherries. Lots and lots of cherries
Making
Coffee
MMM Good. Make this stuff
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⢠Baked chicken breasts
⢠Banana bread/Choc. chip banana bread
⢠Cheddar crackers
⢠Chocolate-chip cookies
⢠Chocolate truffles
⢠Green bean casserole
⢠Royal Hawaiian Mai Tai
⢠Smoothie
⢠Spago Fudgy chocolate cake with chocolate glaze
⢠Strawberry jam, Strawberry sauce
These are people I know. These are people I know on blogs:
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⢠bucktoothed varmint
⢠i'm not a girl, not yet a wino
⢠maliavale
⢠nabbalicious
⢠no pasa nada
⢠jurgen nation
These are people I don't know. But they're on blogs too:
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⢠big red blog
⢠dispatches from france
⢠guiness girl
⢠i'm so important
⢠princess genevieve
⢠poppy cedes
⢠stephanie says
⢠this black girl reads
Some things I heart
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⢠Designher Gals
⢠Knock Knock (Organizey stuff. Love, love, love)
⢠Sew Michelle
⢠Ballard Designs
⢠Frontgate
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