Overheard In Target when I was passing the aisle containing the "family planning" items. A 35ish man and woman, a cart with a toddlerish baby. The kid may not have been walking yet. So let's presume that he/she doesn't talk. Man: How about this one? Woman: Well, is that warming? Man: I don't know. (He points to another one) But this one is. Woman: Well, you might as well just use Ben-Gay! Someone in the aisle who was unrelated to the conversation: HAHAHAHAHA Woman: Well, it's true!