A letter
Dear Squirrely T. Brushtail,
My mom said you may have clawed your way onto our screened porch looking for food. She said maybe I could throw some bird seed onto the snow in the backyard and then you wouldn't be so hungry. So I figured I'd buy some birdseed for you. But my friend, Nabbalicious, said "NO. DO NOT FEED THE SQUIRREL." Then she told me about someone we know who fed a squirrel (you probably don't know him. He lives miles from here) and it started scratching at her window. We wouldn't want to start something like that, S.T.J. Because that would just freak me out. And the cats... the cats would be basketcases trying to get to you. They want to eat you. You know that, right?
Anyway, S.T. -- do you mind if I call you S.T.? -- sorry, but I guess you won't be getting any food from me. I feel bad, really I do. But Nabbalicious said that if you're a good squirrel, you should have some kind of food reserve. Did you just move here? If that's the case, maybe we can talk. I'd be happy to leave you some food, say somewhere way down the street?
OK, I have to get going now. It was nice talking to you. Oh, and by the way, thanks for not eating through our recycling bin to get back onto the porch. We really appreciate it, S.T.
Sincerely,
Jasclo
12/10/2005
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And the survey says...
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The rage meter
It's not so bad.
Rave
The rain! WOO and HOO.
Rant
The new neighbors. WHY do we always get idiots as neighbors? Need to post about that. With photos.
I really need to...
Clean out the guest-room closet
Latest obsession
Sleeping
Ancient history
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But annyoing all the same: the seat-heater saga, start to finish
- Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Oh my GOD. That effin squirr...
- squirrel! originally uploaded by jasclo. Don...
- name art Originally uploaded by jasclo. Na...
- I don't make this stuff up There's this house down...
- Let's just hibernate, mmmmkay? It's really cold ou...
- Chocolate cake update For all you droolers out the...
- I spied, so to speak A couple years ago when I got...
- Birthday cake originally uploaded by jasclo. ...
- Today is someone's birthday! Happy birthday, David...
- A conversation I came out of the shower and while ...
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⢠Sept. 2004
⢠Oct. 2004
⢠Aug. 2005
⢠Sept. 2005
⢠Sept. 2005 II
⢠Sept. 2005 III
⢠Sept. 2005 IV
⢠Oct. 2005
Literati
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Reading
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
A Year in the Merde
Last thing I read
Vanishing Acts by Jodi Picoult
Eventually...
Something nonfiction
Now for the important stuff
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Cast of characters
Listening
Nothing really
Watching
Project Runway, Design Star (Somebody stop me! No wait! Don't. I love it!)
Doing
Not a hell of a lot
Eating
Peaches and cherries. Lots and lots of cherries
Making
Coffee
MMM Good. Make this stuff
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⢠Baked chicken breasts
⢠Banana bread/Choc. chip banana bread
⢠Cheddar crackers
⢠Chocolate-chip cookies
⢠Chocolate truffles
⢠Green bean casserole
⢠Royal Hawaiian Mai Tai
⢠Smoothie
⢠Spago Fudgy chocolate cake with chocolate glaze
⢠Strawberry jam, Strawberry sauce
These are people I know. These are people I know on blogs:
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⢠bucktoothed varmint
⢠i'm not a girl, not yet a wino
⢠maliavale
⢠nabbalicious
⢠no pasa nada
⢠jurgen nation
These are people I don't know. But they're on blogs too:
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⢠big red blog
⢠dispatches from france
⢠guiness girl
⢠i'm so important
⢠princess genevieve
⢠poppy cedes
⢠stephanie says
⢠this black girl reads
Some things I heart
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⢠Designher Gals
⢠Knock Knock (Organizey stuff. Love, love, love)
⢠Sew Michelle
⢠Ballard Designs
⢠Frontgate
1 Comments:
I have some advice: staple gun and coyote urine.
But then again, that's my advice for all problems.
Good luck - and the picture of the cats with the squirrel is HILARIOUS!
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