How you know when you're really, really sick: • You can wear the same pair of pants around the house (and ocassionally out) for three days in a row and not even care if people notice. • Leave the house? FOR WHAT?! Target? No thanks. Starbucks? Nope. Ukrop's for soup? Nice thought, but still no. • You've laid around watching television aaaalll the day long and don't even feel guilty for not doing anything. • Likewise, you haven't been to the gym in days and you don't feel guilty about that either. • You have to take a nap after doing just about anything. And no amount of sleep seems to be too much. • Oh yeah. And because the doctor says you are.