Just kiddin', baby David's been watching "Some Kind of Monster," the documentary about Metallica. Last night he was watching some of the extra stuff, and Lars was talking. David had been talking about one of the other band members earlier in the night and said he was whiney and sounded like a girl. Me: He does kinda sound like a girl. Him: No. That's Lars. He's Danish. He's from Denmark. Me: Babe. You're not Danish if you come from Denmark! He wrinkles his brow and looks at me for a second before responding. Him: Well. That's where he's from anyway. Me: HAHAHA. Just kidding, sweetie. Him: Heeeey. You really had me. Yes. He's gullible, but he's all mine. And he's pretty cute, too.