10/21/2005

A letter Dear lady with no shoes at Starbucks, Why weren't you wearing any shoes? Were they in your Saks bag? We couldn't tell and we really, really wanted to ask you. But mostly we wondered how you could walk around with no shoes on. As Erin commented, don't you know that people use the bathroom in that store and then probably track stuff out of there on their shoes? Is that really what you want to walk in? Erin suggested that maybe you'd just gotten a pedicure, but I don't think so. For one thing, I don't think there was a place at that mall to get a pedicure and for another thing, your feet kinda looked like they could use a good pumicing, not like you'd just gotten one. You were dressed rather nicely for someone who didn't want to wear shoes. The little girl with you was wearing some, so it's apparently not a whole-family thing. All I'm saying is please don't do that again. I'm sure you get lots of crazy looks when you go out without your shoes. I really wanted to follow you to see where you were going and if you would walk into the parking lot shoeless, but we had to wait for our drinks and we lost you. I hope you found your shoes. And your mind.

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