The conversation I'm having with myself right now: The Evil Voice in my Head: You suck. The Rational Me: I do not. The Evil Voice in my Head: Uh, yeah. You DO. The Rational Me: I do NOT. The Evil Voice in my Head: But you didn't go to the gym today. The Rational Me: But I was just there yesterday! The Evil Voice in my Head: So what. You SAID you were going to go today. And you didn't. You go every Saturday. Except this Saturday and last Saturday. The Rational Me: While that is true, I just went to the gym YESTERday. And tomorrow we're raking leaves. And... I have a class Monday. This is ridiculous. Stop talking to me. The Evil Voice in my Head: But you've gained weight. AND you skipped the gym. And yesterday you ate Raisinettes. The Rational Me: Ugh. I DO suck.