Double negative When I left the gym, I inadventently (really!) took a magazine with me. Which turned out to be good because I was headed to the doctor's office, where you pratically have to wait until you're old and gray to get in. My appointment was for 10:50. I got there at 10:46 and I don't think I went to see the doctor until about 11:25. I chose a chair, sat down and glanced at the magazine selection on the table next to me. Score! A Weight Watchers magazine I hadn't seen yet. I put down the O magazine I brought from the gym and picked up the WW mag. Recipes! Yay! And health-related articles! Woohoo! For the next half hour, I read almost every page. Why not? I wasn't going anywhere. And when I finished, I wondered if they'd notice if I took it with me. I left them the O magazine anyway. That kinda makes it even, right? Also, if you keep people waiting for that long, you have to expect them to take your magazines. Idle hands are the devil's workshop.