Wherein I steal from Nabbalicious My uncle once: Had a car battery explode in his face and had to wear an eye patch. Never again in my life: Would I drive two hours in a snowstorm. When I was five: I had blonde hair and blue eyes. (Now I have darkish hair and green eyes.) High school was: Pretty good. I will never forget: The way my sister looked when she was a toddler and carried her bottle in her mouth. I once met: Oliver North There is this girl I know who: Is the best mom a kid could hope for. Once, at a bar: I drank a beer in memory of a family friend who had just died. By noon I'm usually: Back from the gym and in the shower. Last night I: Worked on a new logo for this here blog. If I had only: Chosen a fun profession. Next time I go to church: HAHAHAA. I'm sorry, WHERE? What worries me most: Money. Always has. When I turn my head right: I hear a crack. When I turn my head left: It kinda spins around a little. You know I'm lying when: I say I don't have PMS. You know what I miss most about the 80s: Erm, I loved me some hair bands. If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I'd be the first tragomedy. By this time next year: I hope I'll be wiser. A better name for me would be: What? My name's not good enough for you? Hmm. I always liked the name Alexandra. But I'm good with what I have. I have a hard time understanding: Why 18-year-olds are expected to know what they want to do with their lives. If I ever go back to school I'll: Major in design -- maybe focus on designing furniture and interiors. You know I like you if: I don't just agree with everything you say. That's just to make you go away. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Wow! Thanks. Wait. What kind of award? Because that makes a huge difference, you know. I'd probably have to thank my husband because he's the one who has to put up with me every single day. Take my advice; never: Dismiss your intuition. My ideal breakfast is: Oatmeal made with milk topped with a little margarine and brown sugar with a side of strawberries. But all in the same bowl. A song I love but do not have is: "To be Real." You know... that disco song. It will always remind me of the scene in SATC when Carrie falls on the runway and the other models just step over her and keep on walkin'. "She's fashion roadkill!" If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Leaving immediately. Why won't anyone: Just listen to me? If you spend the night at my house, do: Put the toilet seat down. That's all I ask. I'd stop my wedding for: Nothing. The world could do without: The word "folks" and socks with stupid designs on them -- like little cats or little santas or pumpkins. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Can you see me making my icky face? I would never in a million years do that. My favorite blond is: I used to like blond guys, but now? Not so much. Paper clips are more useful than: Finger nail clippings? I don't know. San Diego means: The Jason?