Mystery partially solved. The guy who asked WHY when we asked if he owned a red SUV that was parked in front of our driveway is now our new neighbor. Why god why. And we've seen a red SUV actually parked IN (WOW!) his driveway a few times but had convinced ourselves that it wasn't the same car. I'm thinking that yes, it is the same car. Here's how we know it's the same guy: I peeked through the blinds in our bedroom window at him while he was getting into his orange Camero. Yeah. Classy. Then I said to David, "That's the SAME GUY! The guy who is too dumb to own a house! ISN'T IT!?" So he comes to window and puts a finger between the slats to peer out. "Yep. That's him." At least he doesn't turn on the flood light. But still. Probably no warm, homemade chocolate-chip cookies for him. He has no idea what he's lost. Someone should tell him that as a general rule, it's a good idea not to tick off your new neighbors even BEFORE you move into the house. But then he'd probably just as why.