A conversation with my mom while we were riding in the car: Me: So do you want some coffee? There's a Starbucks right over there. Her: I'm not paying that much for a cup of coffee. Me: Come ON. It's totally worth it! I'll buy. Her: Whatever. Me: We'll stop later. Later, after she was finished spending a gazillion years in a bead shop, we were headed home. Her: Well, there's a Starbucks. Didn't you want to stop? Me: Nah. I'm too tired, I just want to go home. Her: Huh. I win. What is she, 12?! Her: Hey, is that River Road over there? Me: I'm not telling you. NOW who wins!