Notes to self • Keep eye on crazy ax-wielding neighbor, who thinks he's going to chop down a tree with said ax. And said tree may fall into our house if he keeps it up. Which I doubt he will. He didn't look that determined. • Return rug bought for guest bathroom. I heart it. Alas, it is too thick for the door to glide over. Sad day. • Stop ordering from the Chinese place across the street. It makes you feel ill 75 percent of the time. Just give up already!