From the Abigail files She's sitting on my sofa watching a Little Mermaid video that she'd just gotten from the library and she has this huge plastic purple ring on her finger. Me: Abigail, where did you get your ring? Her: Well, that's from when I got married! Me: Oh! Well. You didn't tell me you were getting married! She gives m a blank stare. Me: The next time you get married, you make sure you let me know, OK? Her (eyes wide, nodding): OooKaaay. Then she just went back to her video.